Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Towns Built: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 7411

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ores Mined: 9018 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:

    • Season 1: April 4, 2019
    • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Animals Bred: 142

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Runes Activated: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 154 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Crops Grown: 5124 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Dimension Hops: 6 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 126 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 96 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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