Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Magic Crystals Found: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 New Chunks Explored: 255804

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 70 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Towns Built: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 6444
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5791 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Dimension Hops: 15
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Crops Grown: 3518

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3268 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Crops Grown: 5144
    New Chunks Explored: 360921 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Mines Excavated: 4435
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Star Shards Collected: 282
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 184 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 993
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 110 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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