Darklands Realms ATM9

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Darklands Realms

“Join the ATM9 Minecraft Server, where creativity meets competition!”

– Discover a dedicated community with a reliable, lag-free experience on our dedicated host.

– Our experienced staff team is always available to ensure a smooth and enjoyable gameplay experience.

– Thriving Player Market: Buy and sell resources, items, and goods with other players, fostering a dynamic economy and endless opportunities.

– Custom PvP and PvE Arenas: Engage in epic battles in our custom-designed arenas, which feature unique gameplay mechanics and rewards.

Version:Minecraft: 1.20.1Modpack: 9-0.2.59 Forge -47.2.20

Server Hosted:USA, New York with 99% Uptime

Gamemodes:Economy, McMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, SMP, Survival, Minecolonies

Discord:Darklands Realms Discord

Join our vibrant, friendly community today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7576	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2425	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	935345
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5145
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ores Mined:	7241	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	901
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	298
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HomerlessCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3323
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.