| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6416 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 141 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2667 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8041 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9124 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.
Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6598 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 116 |
Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!
So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 329 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4362 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9405 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 933997 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?
So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7754 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8139 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 135 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.
so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8012 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7897 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5321 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6763 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 113 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8722 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2987 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Realm Name | Realm Code |
|---|---|
| Jk Realm 1 | VqtaUznAGi4 |
| Ts Realm 2 | YrXnSm8e6n8 |
| Ats Realm 3 | zNqwg5mGFAg |
This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.
To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!
You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7129 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8003 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.
Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.
Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.
So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5692 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.
So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 982 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 78 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 2774 |
Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6504 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8893 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.
