Crybaby Crafters – Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafters, crybaby, Drama, emotions, Empathy, friendship, girl band, Girls Band Cry, listening skills, Minecraft, Music, needs to shut up, nina, only sometimes, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, sometimes, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of Nina constantly yapping in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape Nina’s constant chatter by building your own fortress of solitude. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Nina will finally zip it for good. So what are you waiting for? Join now and enjoy some peace and quiet (at least from Nina)!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	3047	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Animals Bred:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Potions Brewed:	161
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dimension Hops:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	212
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	1117
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mines Excavated:	2566	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4816	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

anticipation, Buzz, disappeared, Disappointment, fad, Failed, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Flop, Forgotten, gone, hype, HypeGoneMinecraft, next big thing, obsolete, once popular, overhyped, short lived, smp, trend, Trendsetter, VANISHED

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	168	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway