Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Albert Einstein is actually just a character played by Marilyn Monroe!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly Marilyn Monroe herself appears and starts reciting the theory of relativity while doing the cha-cha. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs – they’ll swoop down and steal your diamonds if you’re not careful!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Marilyn Monroe’s secret double life as a genius physicist!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and cream the rabbit rules supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent rabbits who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and cuteness.
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant dragon who loves to challenge players to epic battles.
3. Our server has a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine prancing around the Minecraft world with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves!
4. Every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky that leads to a dimension filled with talking creatures and flying pigs. It’s a wild and wacky place that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with RAINBOW sheep that could fly! Can you imagine riding a flying rainbow sheep into battle? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who are worthy. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of gold blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a Giant Chicken into battle against hordes of evil mobs. Picture yourself soaring through the sky on the back of a clucking behemoth, wielding a diamond sword and taking down creepers left and right. It’s the stuff of legends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special challenge for all players – the first fictional character you jerked off to! That’s right, we want to know all about your wildest fantasies and secret crushes from the world of fiction. Join us and share your embarrassing stories with fellow players who have also fallen victim to their animated attractions. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new favorite character to add to your spank bank! So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.
So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
Join this HIGH QUALITY server with Skyblock, Skywars, and KITPVP!!! Come join us and ALL of the fun we will be having on this server!!! And you can do /be for a cool kill effect! Join to see what it is!!!
Hello on our server we offer pure pvp survival with a shop and you can mine spawners, collect heads and much more. You can just come up and start killing players straight away without having to worry about being banned, money and how many players are online displayed on the score boardthere is no minimum age RULES: NO HACKS, NO NAZIS, NO PORNOGRAPHYI hope we can find a few people who, like us, would like to have a small, relaxed pvp server without hackers. The admins are always there and available, so my name is MCBERGERMC. Feel free to contact me in-game for help At the spawn you can go anywhere or use /shop to shop or sell things eThere is also a backpack There are also different rankseverything is self-builtA few mini-games are coming soon I stream on YouTube every day: Uncle JuJuCOMMANDS:/shop (open shop gui)/sellall hand (sell everything in hand)/sellgui (you can sell anything you want in the inventory)/pay name (transfers money to a player)CREATE PLOT:/p auto (creates plot)/ph (teleported /p deny name (bans players from plot)/p trust name (a player can build on the plot)UPDATES: Bedwars and crates are available, especially for new players. We’ve also installed a top anti-cheat if you’re just looking for a server where you can hack :DI hope we can find a few people who, like us, would like to have a small, relaxed pvp server without hackers. The admins are always there and available, so my name is MCBERGERMC. Feel free to contact me in-game for help EVERYONE COME TO THE SERVER FOR COOL EVENTS AND FREE RANKS!!!!!!!!Bedrock ip: onli.survialpvp.comPort: 11905GO JOIN NOW!
The most fun Dutch Kingdom Server, open 24/7, 1.8.8, no raiding, no x-ray or other hacks, survival, always welcome, join now!!
KINGS AND BUILDERS WANTED!!!
1.20 new server open 12h a day, easy to start with this balance based server, use /ah and /shop to make your way to the top.Promote all kind of pvp, also cpvp in spawn!Different crates and awesome feature!Come play with us!
EstiNet Factions 3.0!
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It’s back and better than ever! This new curated EstiNet Factions experience is balanced (not OP!), fun, and perfected.
* Stable, running the latest version of Minecraft (with 1.8+ support too!)
* Auctions, Shops, and everything that you’d expect!
