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PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	90	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7063	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Items Found:	3240
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Astral Projections Made:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Items Found:	8254	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4458
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Enchantments Applied:	88	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1