Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

Smart Cookies SMP Server Overview

Features
Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide
Stackable items
Extensive story to keep you entertained
Many more custom content

We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!

If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question Answer
Can I join the Smart Cookies SMP server? Yes, you can join us by connecting to our server and joining our discord community.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.
How often do you update the server with new content? We strive to regularly update the server with new features, events, and content to keep things fresh and exciting for our players.
Can I create my own guild or join an existing one? Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds or join existing ones to enhance their gameplay experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Villages Defended: 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 150
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4436 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Animals Bred: 105

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Enchantments Applied: 57
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Dimension Hops: 13 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

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    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3939
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1463 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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