CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Enchantments Applied:	180	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Animals Bred:	177	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Buildings Constructed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Votes:	2510
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

MineMotivation

achievement, determination, finding inspiration, goal-setting, long tail: how to motivate yourself when uninterested, mindset, MineMotivation, motivation, motivation tips, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, staying focused, success, task management, Time management, ways to boost motivation for uninteresting tasks

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

#announcement, Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak, decision, DELAY, Economic, extension, International, negotiations, North America, pause, Politics, relations, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, trade deal, trudeau, trump

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!

Moisturizer Eats Skin Cells

Beauty Products, beauty regimen, beauty routine, cells, Eats, hydration, Moisturizer, moisturizing benefits, moisturizing properties, skin, skin care, skin care essentials, skin cells, skin health, skin hydration, skin maintenance, skin moisturizer, skin nourishment, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Yo, you ever wondered if moisturizer is like, feeding your skin cells? Well, on this server, we take that concept to a whole new level! Our Minecraft world is like a giant buffet for your skin cells, with moisturizer everywhere you turn. Join us and watch as your skin cells grow big and strong, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Moisturizer Mountain, where the rarest and most potent moisturizer in all the land can be found. Legend has it that those who reach the summit will have skin so smooth and hydrated, they’ll be practically invincible in battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate skin care adventure. Who needs diamonds when you have moisturizer, right? Join us now and let the hydration begin!