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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Magic Items Found: 8682
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 261

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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