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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Astral Projections Made: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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