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| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
