CraftyWarz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	78	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

cultural humiliation ritual, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation event, ritualistic humiliation practice, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, self-humiliation, Server, shame, social humiliation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

expertise acquisition, expertise mastery, instant learning, instant talent mastery, mastering abilities, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill development, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill perfection, SkillzMaster, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent enhancement, talent mastery, talent proficiency

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	721
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ores Mined:	2815
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineMotivationCraft

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inner drive, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, motivation in life, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, reaching goals, self improvement, staying focused, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

Belly, belly fat, belly thread, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, embracing imperfections, fat belly, fitness goals, healthy living, love yourself, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, Thread, weight loss journey

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

Agent Record, All New Program, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Dev Face-to-Face, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, sleepy, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JoblessExodusCraft

alarms, break lease, Canada, cat, credit card debt, eclectic, European, JoblessExodusCraft, language teacher, late nights, lost job, moving out, odd roommate, partner, probationary period, Rent, rented room, savings, security deposit, Spouse, sublet, Traveler

Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

Conquer, Corruption, economic sanctions, evade, evading, financial crimes, financial regulations, financial transparency, global politics, government corruption, illicit funds, international finance, money laundering, money trail, offshore accounts, political corruption, russia, Russian economy, sanctions evasion, shell companies, ShellCraft, tax evasion, US sanctions

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1368	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BDSM MedCare FunLand

alternative lifestyles, BDSM, BDSM community, communication barriers, discrimination, FUNLAND, healthcare disparities, healthcare experiences, healthcare system, informed consent, marginalized communities, MedCare, medical encounters, mental health, mental health stigma, patient advocacy, patient care, patient-provider relationship, sexual health, stigma, Trauma, trust issues, vulnerable populations

so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

battle royale, Bronze, challenge, Chanzes, Competitive Gaming, Edition, epic games, esports, Fornite Lachy, fortnite, Fortnite Lachlan, Gaming, lachlan, lachy, lazarbeam, looter, Loserfruit, lufu, Minecraft, Overstrand, power, pwr, Race, Server, TEAM, Team PWR, to, unreal, Usa, vindooly, Volx, Winter, Worthy

PWR is a dynamic and innovative fitness company that offers a range of workout programs and training services designed to help individuals achieve their fitness goals. Led by founder and fitness influencer, Kayla Itsines, PWR is known for its effective and results-driven approach to exercise. With a strong focus on strength training and high-intensity interval workouts, PWR has gained a loyal following of individuals looking to transform their bodies and improve their overall health and fitness levels.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOC, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	4367	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9116	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6