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NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Towns Built:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	687	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	7237	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Towns Built:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	New Chunks Explored:	351520
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3142	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Towns Built:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	4713	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Potions Brewed:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	173
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

austrian, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Democracy, elections, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, Government, History, leadership, mandate, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, populist, power, Server, world war II

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Votes:	6985	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ores Mined:	7164	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4