so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8362
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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