so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Buildings Constructed: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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