Are you tired of being a neet incel with a lazy ass? Well, it’s time to get off your butt and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we’ll teach you how to hack like a pro and impress all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge) with your mad skills.

Forget about spending your days shitposting on 4chan, it’s time to level up your life with some hacking knowledge. We’ll teach you everything from Linux to networking to programming in Python and C. Who needs a college degree when you have us?

Join our server and become the ultimate hacker extraordinaire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big cyber criminal mastermind (just kidding, please don’t do that). So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in gear and start hacking your way to glory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Animals Bred: 150

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 New Chunks Explored: 886340
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1329 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Emeralds Found: 8284
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Runes Activated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Runes Activated: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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