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Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3011
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	355487
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3781	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Votes:	9283	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Void Gems Collected:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Villages Defended:	20

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	950395	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ores Mined:	770
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, boys love, Echoes, Enchanted, Fandom, Gay, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genderbent yaoi, Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Manga, media analysis, queer representation, relationships, representation in media, romance, sexual orientation, yaoi, YuRi

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5095	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Bruh, this server is like a wild ride through a twisted dimension where everything is topsy turvy and nothing makes sense. It’s like stumbling into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.

So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

BioDad Bucks Minecraft Server

BioDad, Boundaries, Bucks, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, estranged father, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial requests, financial support, forgiveness, ghosting, long lost family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, rebuilding relationships, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	908374
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Hey y’all!

So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Towns Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5