So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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