CraftyCreeperz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchantments Applied:	196	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Emeralds Found:	989

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	191	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Farms Harvested:	876	Star Shards Collected:	162
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Villages Defended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	8518
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Zombie Dances:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dimension Hops:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3155
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3795	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Potions Brewed:	103	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	706
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Void Armor Forged:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2