so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Falling into the Void: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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