so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Runes Activated: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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