CraftyCommies: MaximumMischief | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1011
Star Shards Collected:	238	Players Killed by Monsters:	7874
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with anime characters, shota boys, and older women getting frisky. Who needs diamonds when you can have a harem of waifus and husbandos to keep you company? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Guilty Creeper’s Confession

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic saga of the bastard who finally admitted his wrongdoing! Will he be banished to the Nether? Will he redeem himself by building a monument in his own honor? Find out on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, because why not? Join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.

Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vtuber VIPs Mine Craze

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground club where all the celebrities hang out and watch vtubers! That’s right, you could be mining away and look up to see Beyonce and Elon Musk chilling in the corner, sipping on virtual cocktails and laughing at the latest vtuber antics.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Vtuber Valley, a place rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most star-studded Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Potions Brewed:	182

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HushCraft: Where Paying in Diamonds is the Only Crime!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where covering up non-crimes is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We call it the “hush money” server because we believe in keeping things quiet, especially when it comes to our epic builds and crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty McCraftface: The Endwalker Edition – A Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy XIV Fans!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have an exclusive Final Fantasy XVI crossover event called “The Path Infernal” where you can battle monsters from another realm until May 8! Plus, we have a special PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.

And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Villains: Unleash Your Inner Dark Triad in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of being a boring, average Minecraft player? Do you want to unleash your inner dark triad personality and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us and transform into a ruthless, cunning player who will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

Forget about being an incel, on our server, you’ll be a total Chad, charming all the other players with your devious tactics and strategic gameplay. From backstabbing alliances to manipulating the market economy, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate mastermind of Minecraft! Just remember, once you go dark triad, there’s no turning back.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Frozen Funnies MC Server: Ice Ice Baby #28

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you’ll battle giant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have dance-offs with Endermen!

Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Zombie Soccer, where you can compete against other players for epic prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge our resident Minecraft pro, Steve, to a PvP battle in the Arena of Doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of diamond boots – things are about to get wild!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Love Wars

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Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promote peace in the most epic way possible! Our players settle disputes with epic build battles and whoever wins gets a virtual hug from our server mascot, a giant pink llama named Fluffy. Plus, every time you log on, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and fills your room with glitter. It’s like a magical peace party every time you play! So come join us and let’s spread some virtual love and harmony together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	96
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TipsyCraft: Where we build without the booze, but with plenty of blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mines Excavated:	4344
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vtuber Heaven: Where Pixels and Angels Collide

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the VTuber fans out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all VTubers who play on our server will automatically be guaranteed a spot in heaven after they die! That’s right, forget about all those pesky rules and regulations for getting into heaven, just play on our server and you’re golden! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of angelic VTubers who will guide you through the game and make sure you have the most heavenly experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and secure your spot in VTuber heaven!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘I want to’ Build a Potato Castle and Ride a Pig into Battle!

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be playing alongside a cast of characters so wild, you’ll think you’re in a virtual circus! From a dancing pig named Porky to a sassy llama named Larry, you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans these characters will get into next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it, if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – after all, anything can happen when you’re playing with these characters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

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Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Farms Harvested:	523
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	826
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5