Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with normal, run-of-the-mill players? Well, look no further! Join our server, where we have a community of le dog people with the shittiest animations you’ve ever seen!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a dog with a mustache riding a pig with wings. And that was just the beginning of their crazy adventures in our wacky world!

But wait, there’s more! We have flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, talking dolphins that give you quests, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and absurdity, then come join us on our server! Just be prepared for some seriously shitty animations along the way.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Divine Spears Created: 22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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