Crafty Oregonians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magic Items Found:	5619	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchantments Applied:	279	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	New Chunks Explored:	465722

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyPixelSisters

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	49

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Animals Bred:	62	Potions Brewed:	79
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyMcCraftface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Animals Bred:	59	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1