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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Star Shards Collected: 90 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Holy Grails Found: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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