Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

    Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

    Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2781 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

    CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

    Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

    Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

    Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

    So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 402

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

    AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

    So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

    Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

    Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6773 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

    Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!
    Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magic Items Found: 4224
    Potions Brewed: 38 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

    Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

    On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mines Excavated: 1673
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

    Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

    Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

    Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

    So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Ores Mined: 7407 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

    Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

    But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

    And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyPixelSisters

    CraftyPixelSisters
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

    MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6153
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

    Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

    And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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