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Players: 100/900 Votes: 8607
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
Dimension Hops: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Mines Excavated: 1764
Ores Mined: 3588 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Dragons Tamed: 6

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 921
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Towns Built: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7847

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4450
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Zombie Dances: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9206
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Ores Mined: 2039
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Alien Abductions: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6522
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Players Killed by Monsters: 6932

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 3840
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Runes Activated: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 7868
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

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    Come in to just go through minecraft.

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1434
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Enchantments Applied: 258
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

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    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4654
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Void Gems Collected: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2037
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Chimeras Created: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Votes: 8135 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 4293
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Dimension Hops: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 3465
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4889 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 1674
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 9466
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Zombie Dances: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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  • Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

    Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 5093
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4766 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

    We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

    So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

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