Crafty Creepers Club

#file size, #longtime friend, #nude videos, #throwaway discord, #video conversion, Anonymity, bonus points, club, Crafty, CREEPERS, Disclosure, friendship, Lazy, mad, Masturbation, middle school, Missed, privacy, red, sharing, storytelling, Thread, webm

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1026	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

MilVacay Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, DAUGHTER, family, family dynamics, hurt, husband, lack of communication, MIL, MilVacay, Minecraft, mother-in-law, parenting, relationships, Server, south carolina, summer vacation, surprise trip, Trust, Upset, vacation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	New Chunks Explored:	261426
Votes:	677	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on unexpected adventures just like my daughter’s trip to South Carolina? Look no further! Join our server and get ready to be surprised at every turn – who knows, you might end up in a whole new world just like my daughter did!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even your mother-in-law would be impressed. She thought she could sneak off to South Carolina without telling anyone? Well, on our server, you never know where you’ll end up next!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up on a vacation with your in-laws without even realizing it!

MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?

aita, Angry, autism, BETRAYAL, cheese grater, cooking show, demonstration, diabetes, expensive cookware, Grumpy, Guilt, guilt trip, HOURS, Invitation, MLM, neighbors, Polite, pots and pans, PRESSURE, RAGE, saturday, Surprise, trip, unreasonable, work

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3657

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending boring events by your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no cooking shows to be found! Instead, join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual cheese graters that won’t cost you $1k.

Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products

Beloved, bringback, cherished, Discontinued, Favorite, lament, longing, Memories, miss, Missed, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, obsolete, product, products, Reminiscing, sentimental, service, smp, vintage, wish, wistful, yearning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing ever? Like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.

But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥

Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

affordability, budgeting, catastrophe, cost of living, Crafting, economic hardship, expensive, financial burden, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial stress, financial struggle, high prices, hike, inflation, living expenses, money management, Overpriced, price, price hikes, rising costs, Struggling, struggling to make ends meet, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	572
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

Putin’s Pleasure Palace

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Palace, pleasing, Pleasure, Politics, president, putin, Putins, russia, Statements, Ukraine, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

so, like, u kno how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers tellin jokes!

join us if u wanna see a diamond armor-wearin chicken takin on the ender dragon. or maybe u wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies.

we even have a secret underground club where u can party with herobrine and the wither. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else.

so come on, what r u waitin for? join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Blaze Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Blaze, emergency response, fire deaths, Fire department, fire emergency preparedness, fire fatalities, fire incident response, fire prevention, fire prevention measures, fire protection, fire rescue, fire safety education, fire safety protocols, fire safety training, Firefighters, firefighting procedures, firefighting techniques, first responders, Quest, Safety, smoke inhalation, smoke inhalation risks

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	158569	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of worrying about fire deaths and smoke inhalation, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds!

Forget about the real world and escape to a place where the only flames you’ll see are from your lava-filled moat surrounding your castle.

Join us for a fiery good time and leave those worries about loved ones dying in a horrible fiery death at the door. Let’s craft and laugh together, because life is too short to be stressing about fire safety. Let’s get building!

MudPackMishapCraft

Backpack, cleanliness, Curious, Etiquette, Hiking, horsebackriding, Hotel, hotel staff, laundry facilities, less developed country, Mascara, Mild, Muddy, MudPackMishapCraft, Obnoxious, rinsing, Standard, travel, washcloth, white towels

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	181	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the crispiest white blocks you’ve ever seen! Just like those pristine hotel towels, our server is the epitome of cleanliness and luxury.

Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.

But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!

QuitSmoke4Years – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, cravings, determination, Ex-smokers, habit breaking, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, long term, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, nicotine addiction, perseverance, physical health, QuitSmoke4Years, self-care, smoke free, smp, success stories, successful quit, support system, Willpower, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4532
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are ex-smokers who quit puffin’ on them cancer sticks and now they’re livin’ their best smoke-free lives in the virtual world.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of badass ex-smokers who kicked the habit and are now kickin’ butt in Minecraft. We got crazy stories like Steve who quit smoking by eating nothing but raw broccoli for a month straight, or Sarah who quit by skydiving into a volcano and emerging reborn like a phoenix.

So if you wanna join a server where the only thing we’re smokin’ is creepers and the only addiction we have is to building epic structures, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the secret to quitting smoking in the world of blocks and pixels. Stay lit, my dudes!

CelebVillainCraft

Celebrity, CelebVillainCraft, controversial, dark side, Deceit, deceitful, deceitful behavior, deceitful celebrity, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing behavior, dishonest, gossip, hidden personality, IMMORAL, negative traits, Rumors, scandal, secret behavior, Shocking.., terrible person, Unethical

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot! But shh, don’t tell anyone or else the celebrity who secretly runs our server will ban you for life.

Speaking of celebrities, did you know that Justin Bieber is actually a griefer on our server? That’s right, he loves to troll unsuspecting players by blowing up their creations with TNT. But don’t worry, our admin team is always on the lookout for his shenanigans and will ban him faster than you can say “Baby, baby, baby, ohhh!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover more celebrity secrets along the way!

Tubix server minecraft

Anarchy, couple, Minecraft, resolution, rules, Tubix server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crops Grown:	3500
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Full anarchy server without the rules of the resolution of the couple

RTYRYYTTT.aternos.me

Modern Classic Prison

activities, airdrops, B Ward, bedrock, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Ip:, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, PVP Events, Quests, Version, WarZone Mine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1496
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system. PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards. Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators. Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression: -Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. -Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. -Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. -Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. -Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. -So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord: Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
How can I participate in PvP events?	You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Are there special activities for progression?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, complete quests, sell special items in the commissary, and more.
When will guards be added to the server?	Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Frozen Delight Realms 1.20

#dare, BIZARRE, bizarre request, challenge, DELIGHT, dessert, Disgusting, Food, friendship, frozen, gross, ice cream, odd, odd request, puke, Realms, stomach-turning, strange, strange request, UNUSUAL, unusual request, vomit, weird

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	3817
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1534	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where we can eat ice cream together and then puke in each other’s faces? It’s like a wild party every day, but in blocky pixel form! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and non-stop fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures ever! Let’s get weird together, dude!

VacationPayback Minecraft Server

breach of contract, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, coworker dispute, drunk behavior, embarrassing behavior, ethical dilemma, financial disagreement, financial responsibility, legal action, legal recourse, Minecraft, moral responsibility, non-refundable tickets, passive aggressive behavior, payment dispute, repayment agreement, Server, small claims court, small claims process, vacation agreement, vacation cost, VacationPayback

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of dealing with a coworker who turns a vacation into a soap opera.

Imagine this: you’re just trying to enjoy some block-building fun when suddenly, a player named Mary joins the server. But watch out, because she’s not your average player – she’s here to cause chaos! Get ready for drunken confessions, love triangles, and vomit-covered floors. Can you survive the drama and come out on top?

And that’s not all – join our server and you might even find yourself in a small claims court battle over virtual tickets worth $1000! Who needs PvP battles when you can take on Mary in a legal showdown? Will justice be served, or will the drama never end?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us now! Just remember, things may get a little messy (literally and figuratively).

NoteCraftLove

Argument, Calendar, Chores, coffee, Communication, Distracted, flaws, Gifts, heavy sleeper, important, Marriage, newborn, NoteCraftLove, phone notes, relationships, Remembering, Spouse, Tasks, Understanding, wired differently

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Animals Bred:	119	New Chunks Explored:	568427
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of remembering important things? Look no further! Join our server and never forget to mine diamonds for your virtual spouse again!

Our server is perfect for those who need a little reminder now and then. Just like how you take notes on your phone to remember your wife’s favorite things, you can take notes in-game to remember where you left your enchanted pickaxe!

Don’t worry about being called out for forgetting to craft a diamond sword for your virtual partner – we understand that sometimes our brains are just wired differently. And hey, if you get distracted easily while mining, we’ve got plenty of tasks to keep you on track!

So come join us on the most understanding Minecraft server out there. Because in this world, forgetting to feed your virtual animals won’t lead to a huge argument – just some playful banter and maybe a reminder to set an alarm next time!

EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP

abolished, administration, curriculum, Department of Education, Education Department, education system, educational standards, EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP, federal government, funding, Government, homeschooling, policy, private schools, public education, REFORM, Replacement, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, US

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Buildings Constructed:	8	Animals Bred:	100
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This epic Minecraft SMP is like no other, it’s like a rainbow exploded and turned into a server!

Join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. We have custom plugins that make pigs fly and chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust me, it’s totally legit!

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life diamond sword! Yeah, you heard me right, a DIAMOND SWORD. Who needs a Department of Education when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens…