Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Farms Harvested: 469
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8179 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3770 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Star Shards Collected: 202
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 49

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 39 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Ores Mined: 5346

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 218 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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