Crafting Curry: Where we mine diamonds and spice things up with a side of Indian flavor!

Girl Power Craft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KraftyKrautCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	218	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3578
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2727
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty RPG Haters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7634	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1854	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ores Mined:	1826	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Void Gems Collected:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	75	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ores Mined:	4873
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.