Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Dimension Hops: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Animals Bred: 122 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Enchantments Applied: 259 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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