Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Meteorites Collected: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 New Chunks Explored: 105792
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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