Conan’s SMP Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Void Gems Collected:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ores Mined:	4505	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1585	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Magic Items Found:	4231	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	4053
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	196
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	150
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	6688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Emeralds Found:	9334	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4