CokeCraft: Euro Billion Bonanza

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like finding a record haul of cocaine worth billions of euros in Germany, except instead of drugs, you’ll find epic loot and treasures worth even more! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a drug cartel, but way more friendly and supportive. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky McBlockface: The Cody Rhodes of Pixel Pals

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the Cody Rhodes of Phase Connect! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. They stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if that wasn’t enough, they discovered a hidden portal that led them to a dimension where llamas ruled the land and waged epic battles against evil sheep overlords.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? You can also participate in weekly llama fashion shows and compete for the title of Best Dressed Llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Phase Connect!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	653379	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixelated LOLs: ‘Screen Cap This’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race of the Western world? Do you dream of a life where you can make top bucks while living in exotic locales? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.

So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Kingdoms – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with skeletons, spells, and strategic warfare? Join our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again and the Skeletons Edition awaits you!

Created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who else would know how to school you in battle?), this fantasy turn-based war game will blow your mind with over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items. It’s like an autist’s wildest dream come true!

Forget about directly controlling battles, here you’ll be planning them out like a master tactician. And with simplistic graphics that are easily moddable, the possibilities are endless.

Join us on this epic adventure where the pastebin is extremely outdated, the Steam group is full of vanheimageofvidya enthusiasts, and the multiplayer guide will have you blitzing through battles like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Llamaserver for all your gaming needs, dive into the extensive documentation, and explore the fan art on thronebooru.booru.org (because who doesn’t love a good fan creation?).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Skeletons Edition Dominions and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ores Mined:	9650	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rich AF Minecraft Server – No Flex Zone

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Are you tired of gold diggers trying to mine your diamonds on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground dating scene where players can find love without worrying about their wealth being exposed! Join now and find your perfect match without having to worry about anyone trying to steal your virtual riches. Who knew finding love in Minecraft could be so scandalous and exciting? Join us today and start crafting your love story!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafting with Conservatives: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Are you ready to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your peak masculinity? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, intense mining sessions, and the chance to prove you’re the manliest player around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were tough stuff. They joined our server and were immediately challenged to a duel by a giant creeper. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, they stood their ground and defeated the creeper with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. That player? They became a legend on our server, and you could too!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a suit of armor made entirely out of obsidian? We got that too. Join our server and become the envy of all your friends with your unbeatable gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, only the manliest players can survive in our world. Are you up to the challenge?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MapleCraft: Where even creepers say ‘sorry’ for blowing up your house, eh?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Canadian moose on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be dodging creepers and zombies while protecting the President of Minecraftia! That’s right, you’ll be part of the elite Secret Service team, tasked with keeping our fearless leader safe from all manner of pixelated threats.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja pandas trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources to upgrade your gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a hero in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, when the President yells “MR. PRESIDENT, GET DOWN!”, you better be ready to spring into action and protect him at all costs.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelPewPewCraft: Where Creepers Pay Respects

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take a unique approach to honoring the fallen. Imagine a world where every block represents a life lost to gun violence, and you can build memorials and pay tribute to those who have tragically passed away.

But wait, there’s more! You can also add comments and trivia about the deceased, turning our server into a virtual encyclopedia of homicide victims. Who knew grief could be so educational and interactive?

Join us as we navigate the twisted world of easy access to guns and turn it into a creative outlet for honoring those who have left us too soon. Rest in power, Quashaun Lamarious Chillious, and join us on this wild ride of remembrance and Minecraft madness.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GiggleCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…or something like that. Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic collaborations and events that will blow your mind!

Ever wanted to explore nature and discover mysterious traces in a virtual world? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner explorer and embark on crazy quests that will leave you breathless.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara – talk about a powerhouse lineup! And don’t even get me started on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – you’ll be unstoppable!

Oh, and did I mention the daily check-in rewards that are just waiting for you to claim them? It’s like Christmas every day on our server! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes that will shower you with gifts and goodies beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Potions Brewed:	145
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnimeFeetCraft – Where We Mine, Build, and Admire Anime Girl Feet in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of anime girl feet enthusiasts who also happen to be amazing artists! Join us and learn how to draw the most exquisite anime girl feet you’ve ever seen while also enjoying all the fun and excitement of Minecraft. Don’t give up on your dreams – join our server and let your love for anime girl feet soar to new heights!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9669
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ban Hammer Madness: NSFW Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly express yourself? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with femboy cock galore! Build your dream world surrounded by fabulous femboys who are always ready to lend a helping hand (or any other body part you desire). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the femboy cock madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MexiCraft: Where suffering is impossible and tacos are plentiful!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where it’s impossible to suffer in Mexico! Why suffer in real life when you can join our virtual world filled with tacos, piñatas, and mariachi bands?

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama through the streets of a pixelated Mexico City, where the only danger is getting hit by a falling block of queso fresco.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Temple, where players can sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Taco God and receive a blessing of infinite enchiladas.

So come on down to our server and say adios to your real-life problems, because in Minecraft Mexico, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is too much fun! ¡Viva la Minecraft Mexico!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VShojo+ Crafty Crew – Let’s Mine and Shine Together!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Henya’s ass is so busy building in LC with Zen, Mouse, and Lena that she can’t even see her phone! But don’t worry, if you’re not into VShojo, we’ve got Ari hanging out and building on the VShojocraft server with Haruka and Heavenly. They may not be in a call, but Ari is chatting up a storm in the chat. Join us for some wild adventures and crazy collabs, just remember to keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the bait and being excellent to each other.

And if you need a break from all the VShojo madness, we’ve got a whole crew of hilarious streamers like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mouse, and Zen. Plus, we’ve got dedicated discussion threads for Kson, Henya, and even ex-members. So come join the chaos and let’s have some fun together!

Previous Thread: Don’t even ask, it was too wild to mention!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7960	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3336	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

UnderageCraft: Where Child Marriage is Just a Game!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to: – Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids – Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest – Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff – Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character – Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!) – Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?) – Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes – Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes – Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us) – Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world) – Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3307
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.