Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magic Items Found: 8737
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Gods Slained: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 7
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

    Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type Semi-vanilla experience with added plugins for extra features
    Whitelisted Only friendly and accepting players are whitelisted
    LGBTQ+ Friendly Inclusive and supportive community
    Age Requirement 16+ dedicated players with various skill levels

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What additional features does the server offer?

    The server offers proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, an adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community decisions by vote, and sleep skip.

    2. What features are not included on the server?

    Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, a plugin/money-based economy, and donator perks with advantages are not included on this server.

    3. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you can apply for the whitelist on the server’s website. It only takes a few minutes to complete the application.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9268
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Emeralds Found: 8408
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Attention Troons Minecraft Server

    Attention Troons Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic names and rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace the most outrageous and attention-grabbing usernames you can think of.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by players with names like “LlamaQueen69” or “PotatoNinja123”. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to participate in a llama race across the map? Done. How about a potato throwing contest? We got you covered.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player with a name that will leave everyone speechless.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ores Mined: 9610
    Magic Items Found: 1529 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures

    /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a karaoke offcollab with Nerissa herself!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive voice packs featuring Nerissa as a Succubus and a Yandere because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? And don’t forget to check out Nerissa’s music covers, including a banger Advent cover of “Shunkan Heartbeat” that will have you grooving in your mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a creeper doing the Renegade dance with Nerissa herself!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6591
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

    One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

    So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

    FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

    Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

    ShookCelebMinecraftSMP
    Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 945062 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyCash50mil

    CraftyCash50mil
    What would you do if you had $50 million today? Buy a private island? Nah, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you? Yeah, that’s right. So forget about buying that private island, come join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Potions Brewed: 154
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

    GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

    SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Bridge Builders

    Blocky Bridge Builders
    yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

    imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

    trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

    Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/onlyasquid/">Bedrock Fantasy</a> Realm

    Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

    Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Who is welcome on the server? Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
    What mods are included in the server? The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
    Can I build at spawn? Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
    Is PvP allowed? PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Magic Items Found: 1325

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

    Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

    Game Over Man Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 396

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyProposalPlan

    CraftyProposalPlan
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

    Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

    Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

    TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

    Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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