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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Runes Activated: 8
Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Enchantments Applied: 204

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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