Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as your momma? Look no further, because our server is so fat, it’s practically bursting at the seams with fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, our server is so big, it’s basically its own country – who needs real life when you can live in our chunky paradise? So come on, join us and get ready to have a whale of a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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