Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as your momma? Look no further, because our server is so fat, it’s practically bursting at the seams with fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, our server is so big, it’s basically its own country – who needs real life when you can live in our chunky paradise? So come on, join us and get ready to have a whale of a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Star Shards Collected: 234 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Crops Grown: 3735
Dragon Eggs Found: 5448 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as endless as the memes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond mining competitions, and a secret underground club where villagers bust a move like never before.

    Looking for a place to eat? How about our virtual buffet where you can feast on pixelated pork chops and slurp on slimeball soup? And don’t worry about finding a bathroom, just dig a hole and let nature take its course – we’re all about that rustic living here.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies – they’re the ultimate trolls of the blocky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Magic Items Found: 2212 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

    Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RedditRuler Minecraft Server

    RedditRuler Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.

    Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!

    But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!

    Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • LawnMowerLadz

    LawnMowerLadz
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

    But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

    Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

    HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

    Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4546

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

    CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

    Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

    But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

    So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

    FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

    Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Farms Harvested: 483 Falling into the Void: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyAirForcePrime

    CraftyAirForcePrime
    so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ores Mined: 9695 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Vulture Sanitation Service

    Vulture Sanitation Service
    So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

    Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information
    Main Guideline To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
    Plugins GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
    Server Address play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there warps on the server? No, there are no warps on the server.
    Is there a world reset? No, the world will never reset.
    What are the server rules? Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
    Is there a currency system? The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
    What are the server specs? Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 5413
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5526 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

    Crafty Polish Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

    Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

    If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4843
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • “They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

    “They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

    Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Crops Grown: 8287
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • LocksNBlocks

    LocksNBlocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

    Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

    Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SMP_SocialMediaIck

    SMP_SocialMediaIck
    Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Runes Activated: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 416992 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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