Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dimension Hops: 6
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Zombie Dances: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4563
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Mines Excavated: 2483

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Falling into the Void: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Runes Activated: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 6724 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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