Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 105 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 49

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Villages Defended: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 New Chunks Explored: 64618

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7403 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Emeralds Found: 6151 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Villages Defended: 19 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3848

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3752 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 107 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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