Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Dimension Hops: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
New Chunks Explored: 773438 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

    Features:

    • 🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
    • 🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
    • 🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
    • ✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
    • 🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
    • 🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
    • 👥 Community Events
    • 🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
    • 🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
    • 🏬 Player Shops
    • 🔐 Lockable Chests
    • ⭐️ Shooting Stars
    • 🪑 Chairs & Sitting
    • ➕ Much more!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
    Is the server public? Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
    How many seasons are you currently on? We are currently on our 9th season.
    Do you have community events? Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 936 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

    Late Bloomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Potions Brewed: 44

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

    /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

    We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

    Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 250 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • KidCare Minecraft Server

    KidCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

    And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4675 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SisMan4LifeCraft

    SisMan4LifeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

    Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 318 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • GhostTankers Minecraft Server

    GhostTankers Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

    but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

    so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TrumpTakedownCraft

    TrumpTakedownCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Zombie Dances: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockyRentHikeCraft

    BlockyRentHikeCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

    imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

    plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

    so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MineHouse Network

    MineHouse Network

    Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

    What We Offer
    A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
    Withers
    Minimal rules
    An incredibly bald owner

    Server Details:

    • Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
    • Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
    • Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
    • Location: Montreal, Canada
    • Difficulty: Hard.
    • Rule(s): No Cheating

    FAQ:

    Can I grief other players’ bases?

    While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

    Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

    What happens if I break the rules?

    Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2377 Dimension Hops: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

    World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

    Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP
    “Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoKidsMinecraftServer

    NoKidsMinecraftServer
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 126
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 75

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TurkeyCraft DishDrama

    TurkeyCraft DishDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

    Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

    So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 5998

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

    Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

    So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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