Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Buildings Constructed: 44
Potions Brewed: 165 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • KidCare Minecraft Server

    KidCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

    And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SisMan4LifeCraft

    SisMan4LifeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

    Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1906 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • GhostTankers Minecraft Server

    GhostTankers Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

    but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

    so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1495 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 4805
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TrumpTakedownCraft

    TrumpTakedownCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 348 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyRentHikeCraft

    BlockyRentHikeCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

    imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

    plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

    so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4700 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineHouse Network

    MineHouse Network

    Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4519 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

    What We Offer
    A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
    Withers
    Minimal rules
    An incredibly bald owner

    Server Details:

    • Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
    • Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
    • Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
    • Location: Montreal, Canada
    • Difficulty: Hard.
    • Rule(s): No Cheating

    FAQ:

    Can I grief other players’ bases?

    While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

    Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

    What happens if I break the rules?

    Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Dragon Scales Harvested: 344
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

    World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4442 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

    Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP
    “Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoKidsMinecraftServer

    NoKidsMinecraftServer
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TurkeyCraft DishDrama

    TurkeyCraft DishDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

    Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

    So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

    Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

    So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 422 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

    NoobNook: AntiSocCraft
    Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

    HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack
    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • KhmerEmpire

    KhmerEmpire

    Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 230
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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