Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Zombie Dances: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MysticHorizons MC

    MysticHorizons MC

    At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Emeralds Found: 1718
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

    Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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    Parallel Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

    IP Address play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

    Server Features:

    • NEW Tricky Trials Update
    • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
    • Custom Features
    • Active, Dynamic Community
    • Participate in Lore
    • Active Economy
    • Quality of Life Improvements
    • NO LAG

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing/looting
    • No hacking
    • Respectful behavior towards other players
    • For full rules, visit website

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Animals Bred: 171
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2965 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Emeralds Found: 3373
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magic Items Found: 3223
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2051 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 New Chunks Explored: 934369
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Emeralds Found: 8349
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Villages Defended: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    ? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

    ✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

    ? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

    ? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

    ?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ? Our modes:

    • Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

    • SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

    Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

    Have a nice game on MineSlope!

    Key words (for search):

    Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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