Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Dragon Eggs Found:	8634	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	572
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3932
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	287
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Farms Harvested:	737
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3670	Enchantments Applied:	59
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	168	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6366	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	160
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JerichoSurvivor69

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	56	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.