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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9760
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY