Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY