Celiakos | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7609	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Buildings Constructed:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	3724
Votes:	4644	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5522
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Emeralds Found:	8832

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	868271	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ores Mined:	8715
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9321
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4417	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	208

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Players:	93/600	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	323960	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3