come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 475
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 998259 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 283 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 58
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ores Mined: 9926 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2628 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7678 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7040 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 789110
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magic Items Found: 8513

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Villages Defended: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 393097
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mines Excavated: 3384
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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