Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

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Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	186	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mines Excavated:	1724
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	169

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Crops Grown:	9764	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	6552	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.